From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com
Subject: RE: Council Meeting Today

I put the agenda on your desk. Try to go over it before the meeting so that we can get done before dinner.

-E

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
Subject: re: RE: Council Meeting Today

we just had one last week, i thought elrond cancelled this one, and i see no agenda on my desk –fin


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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com
Subject: RE: Council Meeting Today

Lift up your laptop.

-E

PS – Is your shift key defective? What about the period?

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
Subject: re: re: RE: Council Meeting Today

yes here it is, and what is my shift key
?????????????????
-fin

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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com
Subject: RE: Shift Key
Nevermind.

-E

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From: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com, evenstar@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: Fwd: Hey guys, just something funny I found

Check out this link, have you seen this yet???!!!

http://pics.livejournal.com/zhie/pic/00001kd2

Is that funny or what?

-Lindir

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From: evenstar@imladris.com
To: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
CC: balrogslayer@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: Out of Office Reply

I will be away in Lothlorien until the middle of next year. I will answer your message then. Thank you!

-Arwen Undomiel

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: evenstar@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: re: Fwd: Hey guys, just something funny I found

lindir, can you get me the whole picture of erestor from that thing he is so pouty and hot in that picture please dont tell him though –fin

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From: evenstar@imladris.com
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com
CC:, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: Out of Office Reply

I will be away in Lothlorien until the middle of next year. I will answer your message then. Thank you!

-Arwen Undomiel

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From: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com
Subject: Erestor

Fin! You just replied to everyone! Now Erestor is going to know!

-Lindir

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
Subject: re: Erestor

WHAT???!!! HOW CAN HE KNOW///????!!11
DID YOU TELL HIM?!?!!!11--FIN

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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
Subject: Glorfindel, was: re: Fwd: Hey guys, just something funny I found

Is there something I should know?

-E

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From: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: re: Fwd: Hey guys, just something funny I found

Will someone PLEASE take Arwen off of the mailing list before I get another bloody ghost message from her? My mailbox is crowded enough between the messages from ladies offering me their body and those stupid penis enlargement things.

-Legolas

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From: heirtoimladris@elfnet.org
To: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
CC: balrogslayer@imladris.com, evenstar@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: Penis Enlargement

Maybe there’s a reason you’re getting those...

-Ell

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From: evenstar@imladris.com
To: heirtoimladris@elfnet.org
CC: balrogslayer@imladris.com goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, , lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: Out of Office Reply

I will be away in Lothlorien until the middle of next year. I will answer your message then. Thank you!

-Arwen Undomiel

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From: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: re: Penis Enlargement

If I have to come over there, Elladan, and rip your modem off your computer, I will.

-Legolas

PS – On second thought, maybe I can just send the dwarf.

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From: haldir@lothlorien.gov
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: PLEASE READ

Lindir, I told you to put my other account on this list! Galadriel can read anything that comes through this address!

-Haldir

PS – Elladan, Legolas does not need those emails, trust me. But, maybe he should forward them to you.

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From: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, sexygaladhrim@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: re: PLEASE READ

Here is the new mailing list, until Arwen gets back:

balrogslayer@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net,
melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, sexygaladhrim@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com

Please change it in your address books. Thanks.

-Lindir

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: evenstar@imladris.com, goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
CC: goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, sexygaladhrim@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: re: re: PLEASE READ

what happened to haldir on the list now and WHO IS SEXY GALADHRIM?????????????????????????????????
-fin

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From: evenstar@imladris.com
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com
CC: goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, haldir@lothlorien.gov, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: Out of Office Reply

I will be away in Lothlorien until the middle of next year. I will answer your message then. Thank you!

-Arwen Undomiel

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From: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
To: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
Subject: Arrgh!

Will you please walk across your office and slap Glorfindel when you get this? And help him with his settings for the list.

Maybe you should just hide his laptop instead.

-Legolas

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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
Subject: Gladly (n/m)

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
Subject: ERESOTR

LINDIR ERESTOR JUST CAME OVER AND HIT ME I NEED TO KNOW DID YOUR TLEL HIM ???!!!!!! -0FIN

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From: rickthedick@bigone.com
To: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
Subject: Penis Enlargement

Hey guy want a bigger dick? Click here for more details! Go all night long!

It worked for me! It can work for you!

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From: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
To: heirtoimladris@elfnet.org
Subject: Found something you could use (fwd)

To: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
From: rickthedick@bigone.com
Subject: Penis Enlargement

Hey guy want a bigger dick? Click here for more details! Go all night long!

It worked for me! It can work for you!

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From: heirtoimladris@elfnet.org
To: mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org
Subject: re: Found something you could use (fwd)

At least I am not the one playing with dwarves.

-Ell

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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
Subject: Glorfindel

Lindir, I know you opened the last message I sent you because you have been sending messages to the list. Remember, I know where your office is; I can always stop by and ask in person. Unless of course, you happen to be doing something you are not supposed to be doing, such as, having one of the interns sit on your lap while your dictate to her. Of course, we all know you would never do anything like that, so I suppose I should just wander down the hall to your office. I could use a little walk.

-E

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From: lindir@lindir_is_great.net
To: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
Subject: URGENT re: Glorfindel

Alright, just do NOT tell him I told you. Delete this message after you get it!! He is in love with you or something like that. I know, I was shocked, too, but he swears he is. He is just too shy to tell you because he is afraid you might kill him or something. But no telling him I was the one to let you know!!

-Lindir

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From: goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, sexygaladhrim@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: Fun Survey!


What side of the heart do you draw first?
left

Can you dive without blocking your nose?
yes I can

What color is your cell phone?
Silver & black

What was for dinner last night?
lembas

What's your favorite number?
23

Do you like to read?
yes

Do you have a crush on someone?
yes

Do you like to sleep?
yes, but it is a waste of time

Are you gay?
no, but if I were I might think about dating my wife’s brother

Do you wear a lot of black?
No, just Galadhrim Grey

Have you ever hugged a tree?
yes, in fact more than once.

Do you like drama?
I like drama; I like to be dramatic

Are you afraid to die?
not really

Ever won a spelling bee?
no, but I was close and then I spelled "valinor" wrong.

Do you like orange juice?
yes, I love all juice. Wait...
Come on everyone, I cannot be the only one bored out of my mind sitting on the northern fences. Come to think of it, maybe I am. Thank Eru for wireless.

-Oro

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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
Subject: Glorfindel

Do you know anything about Glorfindel being infatuated with me?

-E

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From: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
To: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
Subject: re: Glorfindel

He might have mentioned it once or twice. I thought you knew.

Remember, there is a meeting today. Tell Glorfindel to be there. I would send him a reminder myself, but the last time I did that I ended up with a dozen emails with chain letters and surveys.

Elrond Earendilion
Lord of Imladris
Last Homely House West of the Mountains East of the Sea
lordofimladris2@imladris.com

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com
Subject: Erestor

CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND WALK INTO THE OFFICE AND BEHIND ERESTOR I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE IS TYPGIN I THINK LINDIR TOLD HIM THAT I LIKE HIM PLEASE!!?>????????-FIN

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From: melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com
Subject: re: Erestor

Sure. I have to bring the agendas by for the meeting this afternoon anyhow.

Is your caps lock key stuck again?

*~*~Melpomaen~*~*

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com
Subject: re: Erestor

WHAT MEETING?-FIN

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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
Subject: Purchase Request

Do you think we could budget for a privacy screen for my monitor? Melpomaen just went wandering by four or five times behind me while I was typing before I realized he was reading over my shoulder. It was just a draft of the memo I need to send to Thranduil, but next time it might be something classified.

-E

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From: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
To: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
Subject: re: Purchase Request

Go ahead and order it from Amazon. On second thought, maybe you should get one for me as well.

Elrond Earendilion
Lord of Imladris
Last Homely House West of the Mountains East of the Sea
lordofimladris2@imladris.com

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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
Subject: re: Purchase Request

I did not know you needed one. I will order two of them.

-E

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From: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
To: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
Subject: re: Purchase Request

I do not even know what you are talking about, but if you want one, I should have one as well.

Elrond Earendilion
Lord of Imladris
Last Homely House West of the Mountains East of the Sea
lordofimladris2@imladris.com

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From: balrogslayer@imladris.com
To: goldenwood_archer@elfnet.org, heirtoimladris@elfnet.org, lindir@lindir_is_great.net, melpomaen_rathalion@imladris.com, mirkwoodprince_7@elfnet.org, rivendellscribe@imladris.com, rumil_lorien@elfnet.org, sexygaladhrim@elfnet.org, twinsrule@imladris.com
Subject: Fun Survey!


What side of the heart do you draw first?
THE WHOLE THING

Can you dive without blocking your nose?
NO

What color is your cell phone?
I LOST IT

What was for dinner last night?
WINE AND TUEKY AND CORN AND POTATOS BUT I ATE ALONE :-(

What's your favorite number?
2

Do you like to read?
YES

Do you have a crush on someone?
YES (AND HE MIGHT BE READING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!110)

Do you like to sleep?
NO BECAUSE I SLEEP ALONE :-(

Are you gay?
YES BUT NOT HAPPY GAY :_( BECAUSE I AM ALONE

Do you wear a lot of black?
NO BUT I LOVE SOMEONE WHO DOES

Have you ever hugged a tree?
YES BUT I WOULD LIKE HUGGING SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD (YOU COULD ACTUALLY MAKE THE WORD TREE FROM LETTERS IN HIS NAME TOO)

Do you like drama?
NO I LIKE ROMANCE

Are you afraid to die?
I WOULD RATHER NOT DO IT AGAIN

Ever won a spelling bee?
ARE YOU SIRISOUS?????????

Do you like orange juice?
SURE

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From: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
To: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
Subject: Glorfindel

Attachment: surveyfunglorfindel.doc
No viruses found

Would you like to talk to him about this, or should I?

-E

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From: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
To: rivendellscribe@imladris.com
Subject: re: Glorfindel

I will.

Elrond Earendilion
Lord of Imladris
Last Homely House West of the Mountains East of the Sea
lordofimladris2@imladris.com

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From: lordofimladris@imladris.com
To: balrogslayer@imladris.com
Subject: Erestor

Erestor is well aware of the fact you are in love with him. I am fairly certain he is interested in you as well. What I think we should do is cancel the council meeting, and then you should stand up – not right now, wait until you read the rest of this. Stand up, walk across the room, pull him up out of his seat, pin him against the filing cabinet, and before he can protest, proclaim your love, and then kiss him.

Trust me. It will work.

Also, make sure you turn your webcam around so that it is facing his desk first, and log into your instant messenger so that I can see the look on his face when you walk over there.

-Elrond

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From: lordofimladris2@imladris.com
To: reflections@lothlorien.gov, silvertree@lothlorien.gov, thran@greenwood.gov, shipbuilder@greyhavens.org
Subject: Survey

I had a little time to waste after cancelling the usual council meeting due to the fact my chief advisors are too busy with more personal matters attend, so I thought I might try one of these. I know Cirdan will reply, but these are fun, the rest of you should try it. -Elrond

What side of the heart do you draw first?
The right side, I just tried it.

Can you dive without blocking your nose?
Yes, I am an excellent swimmer.

What color is your cell phone?
I have a pager and a secretary. I found that having a cell phone just meant my children could constantly call and complain about their curfews.

What was for dinner last night?
I honestly cannot recall.

What's your favorite number?
47

Do you like to read?
Yes.

Do you have a crush on someone?
I am not sure if I should count my wife or just abstain from this one, but she is the only one I have ever loved.

Do you like to sleep?
Very much so.

Are you gay?
Absolutely not.

Do you wear a lot of black?
Not really.

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Not for some time. I must do that again.

Do you like drama?
On occasion.

Are you afraid to die?
A little, yes.

Ever won a spelling bee?
I am extraordinarily good at spelling. But I never won a spelling bee. Usually because Erestor beat me with some ridiculously long word.

Do you like orange juice?
Of course.

Elrond Earendilion
Lord of Imladris
Last Homely House West of the Mountains East of the Sea
lordofimladris2@imladris.com