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Lord Celeborn's Mysterious Disappearance by Lady Galadriel Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Do any of you ladies have trouble with your lord husbands just wandering off somewhere?
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses > Ficlets
Characters: Celeborn, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: JFA Challenge
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 3411
[Report This] Published: October 06 2008 Updated: October 06 2008
Star Wars Celebration 2004 by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Elves Celebrate Star Wars.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses
Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Ecthelion, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Grima, Haldir, Orophin, Rumil
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1777 Read Count: 40861
[Report This] Published: October 04 2008 Updated: October 04 2008
Stuffed by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Thanksgiving dinner at Little Balrog goes horribly wrong. Er, doesn't it always?
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses > Ficlets
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2064 Read Count: 5415
[Report This] Published: November 25 2007 Updated: November 25 2007
You're Fired! by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Dream Elf Challenge ~ Dr. Zhie takes over Trump's show in order to hire a muse.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses
Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Grima, Haldir, Legolas, Orophin
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5094 Read Count: 17999
[Report This] Published: October 07 2007 Updated: October 07 2007
Poems Don't Have to Rhyme by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sure, we certainly do drool over the elves, but who would they drool over? More specifically, who does Erestor have at the top of his favorite actress list?
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses > Ficlets
Characters: Erestor
Awards: None
Challenge: JFA Challenge
Genre: Comedic, Poetic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 675 Read Count: 2669
[Report This] Published: September 08 2007 Updated: September 08 2007
Did I Ever Tell You About the Time...? by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Just random musings with a muse about things that almost but didn't happen with Haldir, and as always, confusing if you don't know my bunnies.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses > Ficlets
Characters: Haldir
Awards: None
Challenge: JFA Challenge
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 763 Read Count: 2500
[Report This] Published: September 08 2007 Updated: September 08 2007
Confused Elf, The by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The three noun summary: Contract. Helm's Deep. Nude Scenes.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses > Ficlets
Characters: Thandronen
Awards: None
Challenge: JFA Challenge
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 520 Read Count: 2795
[Report This] Published: September 08 2007 Updated: September 08 2007
Silence Over Muffins by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Summary using Nouns: Tennis. Muffins. Dog.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses > Ficlets
Characters: Celeborn, Erestor, Haldir, Orophin, Rumil
Awards: None
Challenge: JFA Challenge
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 584 Read Count: 2540
[Report This] Published: September 08 2007 Updated: September 08 2007
Secret Guitar Pleasure by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Summary using Nouns: Elf. Guitar. Attic.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses > Ficlets
Characters: Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: JFA Challenge
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 449 Read Count: 2613
[Report This] Published: September 08 2007 Updated: September 08 2007
Lórien Sand Dancer by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Summary using Nouns: Valar. Sand. (Sand?)
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses > Ficlets
Characters: Irmo, Nessa, Orome
Awards: None
Challenge: JFA Challenge
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 168 Read Count: 2646
[Report This] Published: September 08 2007 Updated: September 08 2007
Elfpunzel by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor tells a bedtime story.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses
Characters: Celeborn, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Dramatic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6011 Read Count: 56654
[Report This] Published: July 28 2007 Updated: July 28 2007