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Genre: Comedic
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Regarding Assholes by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Challenge: use the word aproctous in a fic Outcome: The three wisest of Imladris contemplate asshole removal.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 665 Read Count: 1817
[Report This] Published: August 06 2007 Updated: August 06 2007
Sweet Reunion by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Written for the Secret Santa Fic Swap Sometimes, you just can’t trust the messenger. Movie-verse, set in the late Third Age. Beta - Riina
Categories: Stories of Arda > Extras
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Halmir, Legolas, Melpomaen
Awards: None
Challenge: Slashy Santa
Genre: Comedic, Dramatic, Mystery, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5589 Read Count: 2087
[Report This] Published: August 01 2007 Updated: August 01 2007
Gnomish Egg Hunt by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Once again, no one believes Melpomaen's insistance about the gnomes in the garden.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Melpomaen, Nickolai Rickabi Turner
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 690 Read Count: 2153
[Report This] Published: August 01 2007 Updated: August 01 2007
Book of Filth, The by Zhie, Java Green Rated: Adult Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Glorfindel purchases two naughty books. Glorfindel/Erestor; Elladan/Erestor; Glorfindel/Elrohir; Elrond/Celebrian
Categories: Stories of Arda > Conversations & Confessions
Characters: Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3350 Read Count: 2641
[Report This] Published: August 01 2007 Updated: August 01 2007
Just Lookin' by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Glorfindel brings his new recruits to the library, and decides to 'check out' the librarian behind the counter.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Melpomaen
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1318 Read Count: 2701
[Report This] Published: August 01 2007 Updated: August 01 2007
Erestor's Weakness by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: There's just one little thing that Erestor can't resist.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Orophin
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Dramatic
Special Collection: Elfling Chronicles
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1636 Read Count: 4115
[Report This] Published: August 01 2007 Updated: August 01 2007
Pushed by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Orophin gets a little pushy.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Orophin, Rumil
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1915 Read Count: 2632
[Report This] Published: August 01 2007 Updated: August 01 2007
There's a Warg Under My Bed! by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: There a frightening noise coming from beneath Rumil's bed...
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Haldir, Palentil, Rumil, Vorino
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: Elfling Chronicles
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1526 Read Count: 2865
[Report This] Published: August 01 2007 Updated: August 01 2007
Good Archer, The by Zhie, apupinceylon Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: ~Rules of the Galadhrim~ Rule Number One: A good guardian never drops his weapon. Rule Number Two: See rule number one.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrian, Elrond, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Orophin, Rumil
Awards: 2004 MPA Nomination
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4967 Read Count: 33840
[Report This] Published: August 01 2007 Updated: August 01 2007
Fire and Ice by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Feanor finds himself returned to Middle-earth to perform one simple task: Convince Elladan and Elrohir to choose their Elven heritage over the race of Men. It should be simple, but hardly anything Feanor gets involved in is. Meanwhile, Erestor is slowly fading after a badly timed breakup with Arwen, while Elrond makes plans to sail West and Glorfindel tries to hold Imladris together. Written for Storm for the 2006 Secret Santa Slash Swap. Beta - Nuinzilien
Categories: Stories of Arda > Extras
Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Celebrian, Cirdan, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Feanor, Glorfindel, Maedhros, Maglor
Awards: None
Challenge: Slashy Santa
Genre: Comedic, Dramatic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11961 Read Count: 2461
[Report This] Published: July 28 2007 Updated: July 28 2007
Surprises by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Glorfindel just wants to surprise Erestor, just once. Written for Erviniae's birthday.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Extras
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1975 Read Count: 11112
[Report This] Published: July 28 2007 Updated: July 28 2007
Elfpunzel by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Erestor tells a bedtime story.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Me and My Muses
Characters: Celeborn, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Dramatic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6011 Read Count: 56684
[Report This] Published: July 28 2007 Updated: July 28 2007
It Must Have Been the Mistletoe by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A snowball fight in the winter brings about an interesting encounter.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1529 Read Count: 3377
[Report This] Published: July 28 2007 Updated: July 28 2007
Taming Haldir by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Young Haldir is sent to Rivendell to learn a lesson or two.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Celebrian, Elrond, Erestor, Haldir, Ilmendin, Lindir, Melpomaen, Nenniach, Thaladir
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Dramatic, Mystery
Special Collection: Tween Tales
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11233 Read Count: 33561
[Report This] Published: July 27 2007 Updated: July 27 2007
Guardian of the Elfling of the Golden Woods by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This story (which is more a journal entry for a day than a story) happens inside of things that happen in Lorien Origin. Technically, a few days before Glorfindel and Celeborn talk about Glorfindel meeting Haldir. And it was written for the 24 Hour Challenge at the Haldir Lovers list, and it is exactly 5,000 words long. Celebrian writes her thoughts in her diary.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Asfaloth, Celeborn, Celebrian, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Nenniach, Valarda
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Dramatic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5032 Read Count: 2321
[Report This] Published: July 27 2007 Updated: July 27 2007
Tea Party by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Gildor and Halmir are tired of Teleporno playing with girls.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Pre-First Age
Characters: Celeborn, Finduilas, Gildor, Halmir
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: Elfling Chronicles
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1376 Read Count: 2561
[Report This] Published: July 27 2007 Updated: July 27 2007
Little Princes, The by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When I grow up, I want to be...
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > First Age
Characters: Ilmendin, Legolas, Thranduil
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: Elfling Chronicles
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 969 Read Count: 4338
[Report This] Published: July 27 2007 Updated: July 27 2007
Preposterous by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Just another day in Valinor, and young Thranduil is looking for something to do.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Pre-First Age
Characters: Arwen, Ecthelion, Thranduil
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: Elfling Chronicles
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 826 Read Count: 2399
[Report This] Published: July 27 2007 Updated: July 27 2007
Lute, The by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A ride home from the Shire, a gift, and a silly song.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Fourth Age
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Lyrical or Songfic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 894 Read Count: 3001
[Report This] Published: July 27 2007 Updated: July 27 2007
Tra La La by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Excitement is woven through a typical day in Lothlorien for the children of Celeborn and Galadriel.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrian, Elrond, Erestor, Galadriel, Glorfindel, Haldir, Orophin, Rumil
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Lyrical or Songfic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9431 Read Count: 6844
[Report This] Published: July 26 2007 Updated: July 26 2007
Exotic Erestor by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Challenge: [glorlovestorfqf] Erestor never sailed. When the Valar decide that it's nearly time for the elves to return to Middle-Earth, they send Glorfindel to find Erestor and bring him to Valinor so he can teach the elves about the modern world. Glorfindel is shocked when he learns Erestor has gone from modest advisor to exotic dancer.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Exotic Erestor
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Gil-Galad, Glorfindel, Thranduil
Awards: 2005 MPA Nomination, First Place MPA
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Lyrical or Songfic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15319 Read Count: 35575
[Report This] Published: July 26 2007 Updated: July 26 2007
Peredhel by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The time comes for Rumil to return home to Lothlorien, but can he continue his secret hobby? And how secret is it?
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Orophin, Rumil
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Action or Adventure, Comedic, Dramatic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9099 Read Count: 56649
[Report This] Published: July 26 2007 Updated: July 26 2007
Lorien Origin by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Something wonderful comes to the Golden Woods.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Second Age, Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Celeborn, Celebrian, Elrond, Galadriel, Gildor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Orophin, Rumil
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic, Dramatic, Romantic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14535 Read Count: 10885
[Report This] Published: July 26 2007 Updated: July 26 2007
Public Speaking by Zhie Rated: General Fiction [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Elladan and Elrohir tell their classmates what their ada and nana do for a living.
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: Elfling Chronicles
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 877 Read Count: 2878
[Report This] Published: July 26 2007 Updated: July 26 2007
Accept No Substitute by Zhie Rated: Adult Fiction starstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Haldir returns to Lothlorien, but who will teach his classes while he is away from Rivendell?
Categories: Stories of Arda > Bunniverse (PPB-AU) > Third Age
Characters: Calisil, Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir, Lindir, Orophin, Rumil
Awards: None
Challenge: None
Genre: Comedic
Special Collection: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8442 Read Count: 86927
[Report This] Published: July 26 2007 Updated: July 26 2007