Alright, that is IT!
Which one of you just grabbed my ass?
Your ass? *SNORT* Please...
If I were to grab an ass it would be...
Well, never you mind! I don't grab asses, so it wasn't me!
My ass keeps being grabbed, too!
Orophin, it does not count if you grab your own ass.
...
Well... my ass is STILL getting grabbed...
LATER>>>
..and due to this very serious matter, we must ask..
Have you been grabbing ass during your time here in Lothlorien?
*SNORT-NEIGH-WHINNY-NEIGH*
(Translation: You have GOT to be kidding. What the HELL are you elves putting in your lembas?)
*whispering* This might be the one, Haldir...
We are going to be keeping an eye on you...
*WHINNY-WHINNY-SNORT*
(Translation: Just for that, I am so not going to tell you that Lord Glorfindel is the one who has been---)