Erestor, Elrond, and Galdor are walking through the gardens of Imladris discussing the upcoming council.
Erestor:
Have you decided upon who shall be invited to the meeting?
Elrond:
Well, I shall be there, it is my council.
Erestor:
Certainly.
Elrond:
And I have invited many of our neighbors, whom you are aware of.
Erestor:
I meant to ask whom your other representative from the Last Homely House would be.
Elrond:
Oh, yes. That was a most difficult decision. I finally settled upon Glorfindel.
Erestor: (Nearly choking.)
Glorfindel?
Elrond:
Glorfindel.
Erestor:
Glorfindel!
Elrond:
Glorfindel.
Erestor: (Laughing.)
I’m sorry, my lord, I must be mistaken, but I thought I heard you say Glorfindel.
Elrond:
Yes, that I did.
Erestor: (After a lengthy pause.)
Why?
Elrond:
Oh, I’m not sure. It’s always interesting to know ‘What would Glorfindel do?’.
Erestor:
What would Glorfindel do?
Elrond:
Yes, precisely.
Erestor: (Sung to ‘What Would Bryan Boitano Do?’ from the Southpark Movie soundtrack, but three thousand times the sarcasm)
What would Glorfindel do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Glorfindel’d do.
When Glorfindel was living in Gondolin,
Lord of the house of gold,
He fought a balrog and killed it dead,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Glorfindel was in the halls,
He told Mandos he didn’t care,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Glorfindel do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Glorfindel'd do.
Galdor:
I could care less what happens to M-E,
All I want to do is cross over the sea.
Elrond:
And I just want my wife’s mom
To stop fighting everyone
Erestor:
For Arda I'll fight the Uruk Hai, too,
Cos that's what Glorfindel would do.
And what would Glorfindel do,
He'd toss Frodo on his horse,
And dare the wraiths to ride through
That's what Glorfindel would do.
When Glorfindel travelled through time
To the year 5010,
He fought the evil Mirkwood king
and saved all the dwarves again
Elrond:
Wrong book, Erestor.
Erestor:
And when Glorfindel built Valinor,
He beat up Ecthelion.
Galdor & Elrond:
*Shrugging*
Erestor:
Cos Glorfindel doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop Sauron
And we'll save Samwise and Frodo too,
Cos that's what Glorfindel'd do.
And we'll save Samwise and Frodo too,
Cos that's what Glorfindel'd dooooo,
That's what Glorfindel'd do.
