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Elladan: Arwen, great news! We finally found someone to play Jar-Jar Binks!

Arwen: If it's Jar-Jar Binks, I'm not doing the scene! I don't care how well I can immitate Amidala.

Elorhir: It's definately NOT Jar-Jar Binks. Close your eyes and wait right here!

*Arwen closes her eyes and waits for what seems an eternity.*

Elladan: Okay, you can open them now!

*Arwen blinks her eyes open and stares with her jaw hanging.*

Elorhir: Go ahead! Say your line!

Arwen: I don't think-

Elladan: Come one, everyone's waiting!

Arwen: *sigh* How did you end up here with us?

*** Twenty Minutes Later ***

Arwen: *through clenched teeth* I'm going to enjoy killing you both with my bare hands.

Elladan: *trying to stay awake* It was El's idea.

Elrohir: zzzzzz

Treebeard: aaannnnnnddddd.... Pow!.... Meeeeee-saaaaa heeeerrrrreeee. Meeeeee-saaaaaaa getttttt-innnnnnn verrrrrrrrr-yyyy verrrrrrrr-yyyyyy scarrrreddddd....
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